Search Google for images of WebSphere and what do you find?
My colleague Matt Rollo points out: If you search for "WebSphere" in Google image search, besides the usual pictures of IBM marketing materials and screen shots, picture #43 (or so) is a person. A familiar looking person. In fact, it's my picture. So, like Matt says, you can call me "Mr. WebSphere."
Ironically, if you search for images of "Woolf", after numerous pictures of Virginia Woolf (a distant relative), I'm picture #57. So I'm easier to find under "WebSphere" than my own last name.
Clearly, only one conclusion can be reached: IBM's not paying me enough for promoting its products!
You can call me "Mr. WebSphere"