Facebook: Please Don't Go
turbotodd 100000388Y Visits (2005)
Didja see the Grammys last night? I made it about halfway through then realized that I'm woefully out of touch with modern music.
Dug that Circque du Soleil homage to the Beatles, though.
If you missed all the action at the Staples Center, Mahalo's Jason Calacanis found a few video clips on the Internets, including Amy Winehouse's satellite performance of "Rehab" live from London (Winehouse took the most Grammys for the evening, at five.)
The morning after, as the candles were burning out from the all-night Grammys after parties, I stumbled upon this story from the New York Times about Facebook's seemingly endless personal information misuse saga.
The Times' new angle: What happens to your information when you break it off with Facebook?
Apparently, not much -- including having your information not getting completely erased, even though that would be most peoples' expectation after deleting their account.
Speaking of Grammys, as one person interviewed for the story explained: "It's like the Hotel California...You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
Says another: "...they save your information without telling you in a really clear way."
Facebook's explanation: Leaving some of that basic profile and historical information available in deactivated accounts makes it easier for former Facebookers to return to the fold and reactivate their accounts so that "their information will be available again just as they left it."
What, just in case one goes into Newsfeed withdrawals and is compelled to come back to Facebook?
May be. But Facebook may soon find themselves in consumer data retention rehab themselves, if they're not careful.
The way I see it: It was my information before we started seeing one another, and it'll be my information long after we're done.
Allow me to delete it, all of it, when I decide to leave -- easily and without a court order -- and you might just get another shot at me.
But hold my information hostage...well, that's just no way to treat a former customer, and I'll remember it long after you've allegedly deleted my account.