What if Superman thought and talked like a project manager? You end up a with a big beefy guy in spandex pants who talks in cliches and who won't act impulsively but rather has a well-defined "go-forward plan"!
His name is ... ACTION ITEM! *
* For optimal comic strip-viewing experience, play John Williams's rousing "Superman's main theme" on a THX-certified sound system.
The Adventures of ACTION ITEM!