We are collecting, and will be voting on, our favorite ALM Ailments, that is conditions that affect a team or individual in their attempt to be productive with Application Lifecycle Management.
So - here's the first one:
Post Traceability Distress Disorder
Inability to locate relevant connected information about a project.
Observed dizziness on attempt to stand up a release
Unusually high team blood pressure when auditor is present
Inability to sleep due to excessively high defect rate