My wife bought me a couple of CDs from CD Baby. She got one of those auto-emails when the CDs shipped that I thought was pretty funny.
"Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.
Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Thursday, February 9th.
I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year". We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!"
Hey, I made "customer of the year"!! Awesome!
Sr. Product Manager